addleverse: Puzzle with a piece missing, caption "not all there" (Brandon)
So, revisiting the out_lines questionnaires again, this time giving Brandon a go (partly because Taran wanted to... "stop answering these damned questions"... His words. X3). Whee~!


Heya. So I'm subbin' for the trickster, eh? Aight. Let's do this, sounds like fun.


#1 -- The Basics
1. Your Name
Brandon. My nickname's BJ. Like, Blackjack.

2. Your age
No idea. Guessin' 'm prolly around the same age 's my friends. Uh, early 20's...ish.

3. Describe yourself
Aight... Uh, I like bein' outside much as possible, hangin' out with friends an' whatever. I like music, kinda play at bein' a drummer, but 'm not that great. Just ah, I dunno, I like havin' fun.

4. Describe your mate (if applicable)
Sweet an' adorable blond, way too tense. Biggest hacker geek I know.

5. Where (and when) do you live?
I live in Easton. Pretty fair-sized town, I guess. An' I live... now?

6. What's your favourite sweet? (It is so a basic!)
Pocky! Pie, cake, ice cream, whatever. I like it all.

#2 -- Favourites
What is your favourite...

Season?
Summer, cuz I don't hafta worry 'bout stayin' warm. That an' all the sunlight makes me happier.

Food?
Any meat. Undercooked. Bloody is better.

Animal?
Wolves! Love 'em, I'd prolly still be livin' with 'em if things woulda gone different.

Colour?
Hmm... I wanna say orange. Nice an'... orangey.

Time of day?
Night. Best time ta' go wild.

Weapon?
Dude, my sword! *brandishes ninja-esque blade* This, or anythin' sharp an' pointy.

#3 - Background
Tell us about...

Your place of birth.
It was somewhere. Don't really know where it was.

Your childhood.
After I didn't get ta' live with the wolves anymore? Wasn't fun. 'Nuff said.

Your parents.
Don't know 'em.

Your siblings
Don't think I have any.

Your (current) home.
Just your normal-ish apartment. Decent size.

Your favourite "hang out".
Any place where I've got Maxi or my pack buddies.

#4 - Skills
Can you read?
Yeah.

Can you write?
It's messy, but yeah.

Can you sing?
Yeah, it just don't sound too great.

Can you play an instrument?
Lessee...drums, drums, an' drums, an' only cuz I'm good at whackin' on stuff.

What languages do you speak?
Wolf, Japanese, an' English.

What weapons can you use?
Swords, knives, that kinda stuff. Pretty good at hand-ta'-hand too.

#5 - Secrets
Are you good at keeping secrets about yourself?
Yeah.

What is your best kept secret?
Well if I told, it wouldn't be a secret anymore.

What is your worst kept secret?
I adore Maxi more than anythin' in the universe? But that hasn't been a secret for years. I kept it pretty well for a long time, though..

Are you good at keeping secrets about others?
Yeah.

What secret about someone else have you kept and wish you hadn't?
Er. I can't say. I wanna, but it'll cause lotsa trouble, and we don't need that.

What secret about someone else have you not kept and wish you had?
I wish I coulda kept Maxi an' my ex from findin' out about each other. It was pure hell when they met...

#6 - Sex
Are you a virgin?
...*snort*

Do you mate for life?
I kinda didn't, but since I got with Maxi, that's changed. I'm keepin' him forever.

Who was your first lover? (or, if you are a virgin -- Who would you like your first lover to be?)
Beats the hell outta me. Didn't know any a' the names.

Who is your current lover?
Maxi, yo.

What is your favourite sexual position?
All of 'em. It's all fun.

What are your kinks?
Hell, I dunno... I'm pretty tame in that department. Got my reasons, y'know. I like anything that makes Maxi blush and get flustered, but that's pretty damn easy ta' do...

#7 - Best and Worst
What's the worst thing that's ever happened to you?
I fell in love with someone who enjoyed bondagey torture and shit a little too much. He nearly killed me. Repeatedly. I was too stupid ta' get out for a long time.

What's the best thing that's ever happened to you?
I learned from the same guy how a relationship's really 'sposed ta' be, strange as that may sound.

Who is your worst enemy?
His name's Naka. He's evil incarnate. ‘Nuff said.

Who is your best friend?
Maxi, a' course. We were best friends before we got together. Best girl friend's Becca.

Tell us about your worst kiss.
I kissed George once... he's one a' my pack buddies, an' I love him ta' death... but the man just can't kiss. At least we were just playin' around.

Tell us about your best kiss.
Hmm... one a' the best times was the first time I ever really kissed 'Zoka (he's the ex I mentioned). That was the first time I was "properly kissed." It was good. Hell, I've had a lotta good kisses.

#8 - Mornings
What time do you wake/get up?
Usually any time around noon, if I don't hafta work. I'm never up early unless I hafta be.

What's the first thing you do upon waking?
Yawn.

Are you a morning person?
Not really, unless I hafta be.

What is your typical morning like?
Wake up an' eat.

Do you drink coffee?
Yeah, but only truckstop coffee. I don't care how nasty people think that stuff is. It's the only kind I can drink. An' I try not ta' drink it so much anymore. Kinda makes me... loopy, after a while.

Do you need coffee?
Not as much as I used ta,' but that's cuz I'm not drivin' places all night anymore.

#9 - Are you?
Are you...

Smart?
Smarter than people give me credit for, I think.

Arrogant?
Only when I wanna piss someone off.

Good-looking?
Accordin' ta' everyone who says so, yeah.

Sexy?
Oh yeah. *grin*

Capable?
Yep.

Dangerous?
Hell yes.

#10 -- Marks
Do you have any scars?
A shit-ton, yeah.

Do you have any piercings?
Not yet. Not sure I wanna get any, either.

Do you have any tattoos?
Nope. Well... uh, kinda?

Do you have any other markings?
Don't think so.

Do you wear any jewellery?
Just this, *points to a thin silver chain hanging around his neck with a little tarnished cross hanging on it* which was a gift... an' this here *shows off a titanium band on his ring finger* ..it's an anniversary thing. Maxi has a matchin' one.

Have you ever broken any bones?
If there's a bone I haven't broken, I'll be amazed.

#11 - Grab Bag
What is your favourite mode of transportation?
Either feet or my Jeep.

Can you cook?
Usually if it's meat, I can cook it. I can cook other stuff too, but meat's easiest, since I usually just eat it raw.

Do you have big feet?
Compared ta' the rest a' me? Nope.

What is the square root of 169?
I have no idea. Never really tried ta' learn all that.

If you could change your name to anything you wanted, what would you change it to?
I like my name. May not be my 'real name,' but I'm stickin' with it.

What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Wind.

#12 -- Rituals
Do you believe in a higher power?
Not really.

Do you belong to a formal religion?
Nope.

Do you have any religious rituals?
Nope.

Do your people have any sort of coming of age ritual?
I don't think so. I don't even have any "people"... unless ya count the pack, an' we don't really have rituals, unless ya think goin' drinkin' counts.

Do you have any personal rituals?
Eh... if practicin' with swords counts, then yeah.

Do you have any sexual rituals?
I'll just... leave that ta' your imagination.

#13 -- Your lover
If you do not have a lover/mate/significant other/spouse, please answer the questions about your best friend.

How long have you been together?
Shit, 'bout... 7 years now. Wow.

What do you like to do together?
Everything, just about. We jam together.

What do you do to make your lover happy?
I'll listen whenever he's jabberin' 'bout some kinda technology stuff I don't understand. Most people, I'd only pretend ta' listen. And I learned how ta' make chocolate malts an' stuff just for him. Stuff like that.

What do you do even though it upsets your lover?
I get obsessive over some things... an' sometimes I yell at him if I'm really grouchy. When we argue, we do it big an' loud. Just... yeah. Sometimes I suck.

If someone was going to meet your lover for the first time, what one thing would they need to know?
If he barely looks at ya, hardly talks ta' ya, an' looks like he wants ta' run away any time ya come near him, he prolly does. Not cuz he's snobby, or standoffish, or stuck up or whatever, but cuz he's really freakin' shy. So ah, don't get offended, aight?

What's your absolutely favourite thing about your lover?
I love the way he laughs. 'Specially the way he laughs when I tickle him.

#14 - If you were...
If you were a _____ what would you be?

a metal
Iron...?

a plant
A cactus. I like cacti.

a fault
Temperamentalness, an' dammit that's kinda a hard word ta' say.

a virtue
Eh... justice?

a colour
I think brown.

a season
Summer!

#15 -- What is your most distinctive...
What is your most distinctive...

Physical feature?
If I'm wearin' clothes, I guess it'd be my eyes, cuz, y'know, most people don't have yellow eyes. If not, then this. *pulls up his shirt, revealing a really big slashy scar that goes from just under his left collarbone to the lower right of his ribcage. there's also a large carving going down his breastbone that looks like some kind of stylized symbols* That's pretty distinctive, don'tcha think?

Physical mannerism?
I beat my fingers on things whenever I get a rhythm in my head.

Character trait?
Mild wildness.

Turn of phrase?
Swearin.' I do that a lot.

Pet peeve?
Someone pretendin' ta' be an expert on something they don't know shit about.

Habit?
Usin' swords and howlin' at things.

#16 -- Wants
What's one place you've always wanted to go?
Hm... somewhere with volcanoes, like Hawaii. I wanna watch a volcano erupt. That'd be cool.

What's one thing you've never been able to do?
Quantum physics an' other complicated science things. All that shit gives me headaches if I try ta' understand it.

What one thing have you always wanted to learn but never have?
The Tango. Been too lazy ta' learn so far, but I'll do it sometime.

What's one thing you've always wanted to do and never have?
I'd like ta' fly an airplane. Nobody'll let me near a cockpit, though. Wonder how they heard about how I drive...

What's one thing you've always wanted to have but don't have?
A worry-free life?

Who do you envy?
People who have it easy an' don't hafta worry 'bout shit, I guess.

#17 - Animals
Do you like animals?
Heck yeah, love 'em.

Which animals don't you like?
Anything that can get in your clothes an' start chewin' ya up or get stuck in your hair.

Do you hunt? If so, for food or pleasure?
Food only. I don't like killin' stuff for the fun of it.

Do you eat meat?
Uh, hell yes.

Which animal do you most closely identify with?
Wolves, dude! They're like the brothers an' sisters I never had.

Which animal do you most closely identify your mate with?
A rabbit, definitely. He's skittish... an' really fast. Does some stuff like a rabbit.

#18 - Superstitions
Are you superstitious?
Nope.

What is your most embarrassing superstition?
I don't have any.

What is your most strongly held superstition?
Don't have one.

Do you believe in the devil?
Yeah, actually. I dated his little brother.
Dude. Naka's not Satan...
Pfft, yeah right. He's close enough.

Do you believe in karma?
Yeah.

Do you carry a talisman/lucky charm/etc.?
Naw.

#19 -- Either Or
Country or City?
Country, country, country! Preferably uninhabited wilderness.

Water or Alcohol?
Either. I like both.

Black or White?
I think I like black better.

Day or Night?
Night. Best wild time.

Pain or Pleasure?
Pleasure! Or are we talkin' about what ta' give someone...? If it's someone who deserves it then it's pain all the way.

Life or Death?
Hm. If we'd done this a few years ago, I'd maybe be sayin' death... gonna go with life now. Yeah.

#20 Fear, pain and loss
What are you afraid of?
Not bein' able ta' help someone I care about. An' Naka.

How do you deal with your fears?
I'll go cuddle Maxi a bunch an' just not think about whatever's buggin' me. Usually works...

Why did you cry most recently?
It was... cuz Maxi was real sick, an' everyone thought he was gonna die. I was just really afraid I was gonna lose him. It was the first time I'd cried in a long time. That was some time last year, an' he got better. Sooo glad he got better.

What was the worst pain you've experienced?
Are we talkin' physical or emotional? The worst physical pain was prolly when I got these *points to where the big scars are* The worst emotionally... 's a tie between the time I just mentioned an' when I met up with my ex after several years of no contact. Lotsa bitterness and all kinds a' mess there.

What is the worst injury or illness you've experienced?
Well I don't usually get any serious illnesses... unless ya count the infection that came with that big cut. Yeah, the one I've mentioned already. It didn't heal right an' I was sick for a long time. That an' just havin' such a big cut nearly killed me.

What do you most dread losing?
Mostly Max, I'm kinda worried he'll get sick like that again... 'Side from that... Sometimes I kinda worry 'bout maybe bein' a lot like 'Zoka, in a bad way. I don't wanna go apeshit like he does, 'specially not at somebody, y'know? An' I keep noticin' little things I do sometimes, an' it's a lot like him, an'... Eh. 'S hard ta' explain.

...Huh. That wasn't so bad. Kinda interesting. So, ah, more later, I guess.

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