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Here's a pair from a couple nights ago that had me wtf'ing a little bit.
First, I lived in an apartment about the size of my actual one, 'cept that it was inside... like in a big-city apartment building, I guess. I've forgotten most of this one already. Anyway. Every time I left the apartment things in the outside world would change. Not by much, generally, but sometimes everything would be different. Kinda like...Silent Hill or other world/dimension hopping things, but not so spooky. I forget most of what I did, 'cept that there was a lot of going in and out of the apartment.
The last time I left, everything outside was BURNINATED. Like I'd just stepped into the Apocalypse or something. There were these three girls at a window in the hallway (pretty sure I saw them there often), and one of them was fretting about her boyfriend, who was somewhere Out There. So, I (kinda reluctantly) agreed to take her out to find him, in my Huge-Ass Pickup Truck. What the hell. So out we went, to his house or something at the top of a mountain. The drive was not fun. But we made it there without much trouble, and oddly enough things up on the mountain weren't burninated at all. So we got out and had to cross through something like a small graveyard, where there were demon dogs. They'd attack, but went 'kerpoof!' before they'd actually get to us. Yeeeah. And we found the boyfriend, who was perfectly fine. Good for him. He agreed to come back with us, because apparently my apartment was 'safe'...
For some reason he wanted to drive, so he and girl rode in his truck while I followed in mine. Something happened, like I hit a bump or drove off a hill or something, and wound up several feet in the air going "Ohshitohshitohshit D:" But I landed just fine, didn't even damage the truck. Wow. Far as I know we all made it back safe, and that's all I remember, now. Wtf.
Here's a randomly cracked-out one from fic!world. It started out with Lilli (my fae chara) randomly munching on some dead guy. Max was with her, being appropriately squicked, and asked if it was ok for her to cannibalize like that. She answered with something like that since the dead guy was a human and she wasn't it was totally ok, cuz she'd asked her mama and mama had said so. Apparently (in this dream, anyway), this type of fae sometimes like to eat people, or something. (Which would be really bad for Ivy, considering she's a human who lives among them. /tangent) So Max was quite justifiably freaked out, and Lilli assured him that she didn't want to eat her friends, because that would be mean.
So this was happening in some random forest somewhere. And at some point later, Drew joined them, for some reason. There's absolutely no basis for any of this, but there ya go. And I guess Lilli just got too hungry, because she MUNCHED Drew. Nearly took a fair chunk out of his shoulder 'n all. So, he freaked out, but for some reason he didn't try too hard to fight her off, cuz he was afraid of hurting her or something. She's teeny,* and he's really too nice.
And his screaming got Max's attention (he'd been... somewhere?), so he had a rare fit of Take Charge And Come To The Rescue, and got Drew the fuck away from the lil' (temporarily) psycho fae. There was a lot of running, then Max got his head together enough to use his power to hide them for a little while so he could fret about Drew, who was more'n likely going into shock from pain 'n bloodloss etc. So, Max is smart enough to know he needed to stop the bleeding, but the only thing he could think of to use was the bottom of his shirt. He failed hardcore at ripping, wound up with nearly half his shirt detached. Subconsciously, I thought "Oh hey, fanservice. lol." He at least managed to wrap Drew's shoulder well enough that he wasn't bleeding everywhere anymore though, so that was good. Then he hadta spend a lot of time trying to keep kiddo from going into shock for real, because he had no idea what to do if that happened.
Some time later they wound up on the move again, prolly because it'd be a good idea to be somewhere safer than behind some bushes and rocks. Things were fine for a little bit, then they stepped on what I'm guessing was an old unused trap door or something, and wound up falling into a cave. Damn hole's at least as deep as a well. So they were both pretty out of it for a minute, then Drew came to his senses. He freaked out a little because he landed on Max, who was completely borked because apparently he landed right on his headplate. He managed to wake Max up, but he was still really groggy and...malfunctiony. It's weird.
Then Drew heard some people coming, and I guess it occurred to him that people randomly being down in this cave was... not quite right. So, he managed to drag Max over behind some rocks to hide. Their bad luck was on in full force though, because the people turned out to be vampires, who found them anyway. Apparently, they'd fallen right into a great big Den of Vampires(tm). And considering that by this point neither of them were really in any condition to fight, this was Very, Very Not Good.
So, vampires. They made some sort of cheesetastic comments about food from the sky or some such, and had some light tastings. There was some other comment made about how together they made a rather tasty combination of salty and sweet,** which I still think is kinda weird. I mean, if it was sweet 'n sour, fine, but this? But I digress.
There's a bit I forget here, and I think they wound up locked in some cell for later. I think by then Max was coherent enough to use the telekinesis again, and was gonna break them the fuck out. But then I woke up. Bah.
*Lilli's about the size of a six- or seven-year-old...ish.
**Drew, being a mostly aquatic being, apparently has rather salty blood -- he's 90% salt water, lol; and for some reason most vampires find Max's blood to be rather sweet... maybe because he's a sugarholic?
Yyyyyep. Made of wtf.
First, I lived in an apartment about the size of my actual one, 'cept that it was inside... like in a big-city apartment building, I guess. I've forgotten most of this one already. Anyway. Every time I left the apartment things in the outside world would change. Not by much, generally, but sometimes everything would be different. Kinda like...Silent Hill or other world/dimension hopping things, but not so spooky. I forget most of what I did, 'cept that there was a lot of going in and out of the apartment.
The last time I left, everything outside was BURNINATED. Like I'd just stepped into the Apocalypse or something. There were these three girls at a window in the hallway (pretty sure I saw them there often), and one of them was fretting about her boyfriend, who was somewhere Out There. So, I (kinda reluctantly) agreed to take her out to find him, in my Huge-Ass Pickup Truck. What the hell. So out we went, to his house or something at the top of a mountain. The drive was not fun. But we made it there without much trouble, and oddly enough things up on the mountain weren't burninated at all. So we got out and had to cross through something like a small graveyard, where there were demon dogs. They'd attack, but went 'kerpoof!' before they'd actually get to us. Yeeeah. And we found the boyfriend, who was perfectly fine. Good for him. He agreed to come back with us, because apparently my apartment was 'safe'...
For some reason he wanted to drive, so he and girl rode in his truck while I followed in mine. Something happened, like I hit a bump or drove off a hill or something, and wound up several feet in the air going "Ohshitohshitohshit D:" But I landed just fine, didn't even damage the truck. Wow. Far as I know we all made it back safe, and that's all I remember, now. Wtf.
Here's a randomly cracked-out one from fic!world. It started out with Lilli (my fae chara) randomly munching on some dead guy. Max was with her, being appropriately squicked, and asked if it was ok for her to cannibalize like that. She answered with something like that since the dead guy was a human and she wasn't it was totally ok, cuz she'd asked her mama and mama had said so. Apparently (in this dream, anyway), this type of fae sometimes like to eat people, or something. (Which would be really bad for Ivy, considering she's a human who lives among them. /tangent) So Max was quite justifiably freaked out, and Lilli assured him that she didn't want to eat her friends, because that would be mean.
So this was happening in some random forest somewhere. And at some point later, Drew joined them, for some reason. There's absolutely no basis for any of this, but there ya go. And I guess Lilli just got too hungry, because she MUNCHED Drew. Nearly took a fair chunk out of his shoulder 'n all. So, he freaked out, but for some reason he didn't try too hard to fight her off, cuz he was afraid of hurting her or something. She's teeny,* and he's really too nice.
And his screaming got Max's attention (he'd been... somewhere?), so he had a rare fit of Take Charge And Come To The Rescue, and got Drew the fuck away from the lil' (temporarily) psycho fae. There was a lot of running, then Max got his head together enough to use his power to hide them for a little while so he could fret about Drew, who was more'n likely going into shock from pain 'n bloodloss etc. So, Max is smart enough to know he needed to stop the bleeding, but the only thing he could think of to use was the bottom of his shirt. He failed hardcore at ripping, wound up with nearly half his shirt detached. Subconsciously, I thought "Oh hey, fanservice. lol." He at least managed to wrap Drew's shoulder well enough that he wasn't bleeding everywhere anymore though, so that was good. Then he hadta spend a lot of time trying to keep kiddo from going into shock for real, because he had no idea what to do if that happened.
Some time later they wound up on the move again, prolly because it'd be a good idea to be somewhere safer than behind some bushes and rocks. Things were fine for a little bit, then they stepped on what I'm guessing was an old unused trap door or something, and wound up falling into a cave. Damn hole's at least as deep as a well. So they were both pretty out of it for a minute, then Drew came to his senses. He freaked out a little because he landed on Max, who was completely borked because apparently he landed right on his headplate. He managed to wake Max up, but he was still really groggy and...malfunctiony. It's weird.
Then Drew heard some people coming, and I guess it occurred to him that people randomly being down in this cave was... not quite right. So, he managed to drag Max over behind some rocks to hide. Their bad luck was on in full force though, because the people turned out to be vampires, who found them anyway. Apparently, they'd fallen right into a great big Den of Vampires(tm). And considering that by this point neither of them were really in any condition to fight, this was Very, Very Not Good.
So, vampires. They made some sort of cheesetastic comments about food from the sky or some such, and had some light tastings. There was some other comment made about how together they made a rather tasty combination of salty and sweet,** which I still think is kinda weird. I mean, if it was sweet 'n sour, fine, but this? But I digress.
There's a bit I forget here, and I think they wound up locked in some cell for later. I think by then Max was coherent enough to use the telekinesis again, and was gonna break them the fuck out. But then I woke up. Bah.
*Lilli's about the size of a six- or seven-year-old...ish.
**Drew, being a mostly aquatic being, apparently has rather salty blood -- he's 90% salt water, lol; and for some reason most vampires find Max's blood to be rather sweet... maybe because he's a sugarholic?
Yyyyyep. Made of wtf.
